Message Base Name: Jokes (1988)
Message Base #4


for Miss Sue
aj
Mon  4-Jan-88

Why should one talk about themselves
in the third person if they are
speaking of a group of them?


Why is it anoying?

We don't think it is annoying and
either does aj.

Is that better?      YUK   YUK 



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MICHAEL RENDOS
Mon  4-Jan-88

I think we should put poor Doug out
of his misery. Terrible jokes.
arghhhhh!!!!!


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DOUG GILLESPIE
Tue  5-Jan-88

Well, its kind of difficult to draw
on a computer.  Its from the top.


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DOUG GILLESPIE
Tue  5-Jan-88

well, where are your jokes?
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MICHAEL RENDOS
Tue  5-Jan-88

I haven't been creative yet. Give me
a couple of days back to school and I
will try to come up with something.
Yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhh
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



punch lines
aj
Tue  5-Jan-88

I am terrible at remembering jokes.
I usually can remember punch lines
though.  Why don't I ive you the
punch line and you give me a joke?



     Meals on wheels
    





punch lines
Ml
Tue  5-Jan-88

Ah...somewhat like Jeopardy eh?
Let's see...Meals on Wheels?
What is Domino's Pizza?



Here's one:
Tooth hurty.  (hahaha--inside joke)


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Tom
Tue  5-Jan-88

Yeah, well, at least Doug leaves
jokes here, not like some of us
idiots, including me, who put in
worthless posts like this one.  Keep
it up Doug, maybe it will rub off,
and I will post a joke here more
often then once every two weeks!

                              Tom


punch lines
Tom
Tue  5-Jan-88

Great, my favorite time of day!
Tooth hurty!  Now, if only I could
remember the blasted joke....

                              Tom


punch lines
MICHAEL RENDOS
Wed  6-Jan-88

Well tooth hurty is my favorite time
also. It gives me some time to
terrorize some people.


A joke
Mark
Sat  9-Jan-88

    Continued Next Message 

A 4th. grade teacher at 5 minutes to
3,(3 pm is dismisal) said that he'll
give the class a question.  If anyone
can answer the question between 2:55
and 3:00 they don't have to have
school on Monday (the day was
Friday).  He asks the following
question:"Explain Darwin's Theory of
Evolution."  The class was puzzled
and didn't know the answer, so the
teahcer replies, "See you Monday."
The next week the teacher asked
another question which the calls
could not get which was, "Explain


A joke
Mark
Sat  9-Jan-88

Einstein's theory of Realativity."
Since the class could not get it,
they had to go to school Monday.  One
pupil knew what he was doing and had
an idea.  He took two ping-pong balls
and painted them black.  At Friday at
2:55 pm he rolled them down the isle.
 The teacher sees them and asks,
"Who's the commedian with the black
balls?"
The student stands up and replies,
"Eddie Murphy; see you Tuesday!"


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DOUG GILLESPIE
Sat  9-Jan-88

It is.  Its a Mexican frying an egg
on the Cleveland Stadium.


jokokokokokkokokoeee
DOUG GILLESPIE
Sun 10-Jan-88

What does FORD stand for?


%%%%%%%
DOUG GILLESPIE
Sun 10-Jan-88

Fix   Or Repair Daily
Fails On Race   Day
Found On Road   Dead


What does NAPA stand for?


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DOUG GILLESPIE
Sun 10-Jan-88

No Auto Parts Available


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Ml
Sun 10-Jan-88

ha ha ha Yeah, I heard those
before...There's even a mean one for
Pontiac which I'm not going to say
here!
                    -Ml


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PHIL SHEPLEY
Sun 10-Jan-88

  No, what's the one for Pontiac??


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Ml
Sun 10-Jan-88

Nevermind!!!
Its a terrible joke!
Not as in a bad punch line or just
disgusting a mean joke!  I'm not
going to tell it!
               -Ml


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DOUG GILLESPIE
Mon 11-Jan-88

Yeah I know that one but I didnt want
to put it up either. 
 
Heres another one

Whats FIAT stand for?


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DOUG GILLESPIE
Mon 11-Jan-88

Fix It Again Tony


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DOUG GILLESPIE
Mon 11-Jan-88

Maybe its not the one I was thinking
about.  Tell me in email.


Here is a joke
DOUG GILLESPIE
Mon 11-Jan-88

Two drunks come out of a bar.  They
see a dog sitting there licking his
balls.  One drunk says to the other,
"Boy, I wish I could do that!"
 The other drunk says,"Well, you
better pat him first, he looks kind
of mean."


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Ml
Mon 11-Jan-87

Sorry...I'm not telling anyone.  Its
just all out mean!
Here's one which might've appeared
here:
Two guys walk into a bar; you'd think
the second guy would have enough
sense to duck!
                    -Ml


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PHIL SHEPLEY
Mon 11-Jan-88

   Awww come on! Just once. Tell me!


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Ml
Mon 11-Jan-88

Forget it!  Its terrible! Especially
since I don't know you.  I don't want
to say something that might offend
you!


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DOUG GILLESPIE
Wed 13-Jan-88

Why are pubic hairs curly?


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DOUG GILLESPIE
Wed 13-Jan-88

So they dont poke your eyes.


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PHIL SHEPLEY
Wed 13-Jan-88

  Well folks, another joke from Doug
to curve your appetite for a while.
Thanks.

                          -Phil


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Brett
Wed 13-Jan-88

encore presentation...


And why does Doug always have sex
on his mind?

'cos he's got pubic hair on his
head. (it's curly, is the joke
here, which I guess you wouldn't
get unless you'd met big Doug)